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Printed on a lightweight classic-fit tee made from 100% ring-spun cotton, it has a smooth surface for vibrant printing, a flexible ribbed crew collar, shoulder tape for stability, and a comfortable tear-away label. Heather and select gray colors contain polyester blends. 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The design features colorful garlic bulbs with the cheeky message, “Unfortunately, I don’t care about you …” — a fun conversation starter for farmers’ market trips, cooking nights, grocery runs, or casual days with fellow foodies. Made from lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton, it has a classic fit, crew neckline, and clean tubular construction for comfortable everyday wear. The smooth fabric provides a crisp surface for the print, while the ribbed collar, shoulder tape, and tear-away label add lasting comfort. 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